Draft Brexit agreement announced, dancing in the streets here in Gran Canaria.....or is that something to do with Winter Pride Week!!?

Bertie the B is running well, but the ferry has broken down in the Atlantic!! Only thing slower than this ship is their Wi Fi connection. Hope they don't need to send a "Mayday" because it will be May before it's received.

I guess having smashed our golfing cousins from across the pond, Trump will slap sanctions on Europe until they get a better deal!